I can laugh at this because no one died. Its way to hilarious to take seriously, just read the lines below. Though I am sure the investors aren’t laughing right now.
“Just after 11 a.m., machine-gun-toting marauders flooded in from the northern section of the underground parking lot and descended on JCPenney”
”Within minutes, they had moved to other areas of the mall, taking Camp Snoopy by force and eventually advancing their line to include all of LEGOLand.”
http://www.theonion.com/articles/mall-of-central-america-looted-on-opening-day,17/